The Triple Takeoff

Bride to marriage broker: "Your prospect is old, his eyes squint, and he has no teeth." Broker: "No need to whisper, he can't hear either!"

With triples, you have established a formula that can easily work by just substituting different occupational features. Note these sound-alike twins—one for a professor and the other for a humorist.

The thing about being a professor is that if you can make just one student successful, if you can make just one student see the light, if you can make just one ready for the outside world, then you're still stuck with nineteen failures.

The thing about being a humorist is that if you only get one laugh, if you only get one smile, if you can make only one person happy, then you know your act stinks! —Gene Perret

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